I am a negative
grouch, I live in a garbage can
Everything I say is
rude, I will tell you you're ugly if that's the case
I make everyone
dislike me
I am speaking my
mind
I am a nappy haired
girl
I am a carefree
bird, the kind that would poop on your windshield after you just washed it
I will shatter your
pride, like the baseball shatters the window
I will make you
HURT, like you just got punched in the face